Since the depletion of my Louisiana Red hot sauce a few weeks back, I’ve been putting this shit on everything. Go figure.

This little fella had no problem accompanying me on my two hour nap I had after the super early shift I worked this morning. #corgi #pet #pets #pup #cute

Solid advice from Malicious Mallard to you. #meme #maliciousadvicemallard #maliciousmallard #funny

Go home Whole Foods, you’re drunk.

“Put down that beer and let’s play ball!”

Those are all galaxies. Yea, galaxies…fucking space man. #space #science #awesome #universe

To climate change deniers that invoke the credibility of Al Gore. #science #carlsagan #globalwarming #ignorance #meme

Kickin’ it old school.

#breakingbad #legos #lego #hector

What’s that Avah? Certainly, I would LOVE to take you to Funkytown!